I though about all of the awesome crap I used when the kids were babies and all of the plastic junk I loved when they got older. But then it dawned on me.
Without a doubt, this has been the most useful thing to me as a parent:
|Mommy's Little Helper|
For only $10 a box, it is happiness at an amazing price. And that shit is imported, yo. FANCY!
It may not be something I use on the kids, but it sure as snickers makes me a better mom in the long-run.
How, you ask?
Home all day with a colicky baby that won't stop crying no matter what you do? Box-o-wine to the rescue.
Finally got time to take a shower AND put on make-up only to have the cat throw up in your shoes? The Box has your back.
Toddler spent the day giving you the Spanish Inquisition of "Whys"? Drink the "Whys" away.
Had the day from hell where everyone from your boss to the baby has yelled at you? Boxie is there for you.
Now do I get drunk in front of my kids? Of-fucking-course-not. (Even if I wanted to, I never have enough Weight Watchers points left to have more than a glass!) But I most definitely pour myself a glass of the
So what about you, mamas? What is your "mommy's little helper"? Kittens? Chocolate? Tequila?