This post got me thinking of what would turn me on while I am stuck in the hell that is postpartum phase. Such as ADD Daddy saying:
- Let me take the baby tonight. You just relax and get some sleep. You deserve it.
- I love your hysterical crying. It just reminds me of how much of a woman you really are.
- Six weeks isn't that long. Besides, I already dream of making love to you every night.
- Let's order Thai food and obsess over the color and consistency of the baby's bowel movements.
- Those aren't stretch marks. Those are battle scars because you are a warrior. A sexy warrior.
- Let me get you another ice pack. I know your hemorrhoids must be killing you and I hate to see you in pain.
- Tonight I just want you to rub your feet while you lay on the couch, hold the baby while it sleeps and watch reruns of True Blood.
- I didn't think it was possible, but you are actually sexier than you were before you got pregnant.
- That's not baby weight. It's just more of you to love.
YES! YES!
ReplyDeleteThe Ryan Reynolds one is the best. And I think if Brad Pitt said that to me, I would probably swoon over dead.
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ReplyDeleteJennifer
www.pletcher5journey.blogspot.com
I think that would work as porn for a mother of children of any age. Or just any woman for that matter.
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ReplyDeleteOMG Thank you to PIWTPITT for sending me to you. Love it!!!! Love the True Blood one the most :)
ReplyDeleteLol ok, my hubby has actually told me I'm sexier now than before pregnancy. As if waiting 6 weeks wasn't excruciating enough.
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