Tuesday, January 3, 2012

The Confessional

I once got drunk at a frat party, threw up down the front of my shirt, went to the bathroom, removed my cardigan, turned the vomit shirt around backwards, replaced the cardigan and returned to the party. Classy.

The Confessional is now open. Have something you need to repent for? Feel free to send me your sin and I will help your purge your demons.

1 comment:

  1. That just reminded me, I once threw up in the bathroom at a house party and passed out on the floor with my leg fully extended to brace the door closed (because even when you're drunk, covered in vomit, and sprawled on the filthy floor of some bachelor pad bathroom, you never know what kind of perv might wander in and try something). I learned the next morning that, due to the fact that it was a one-bathroom apartment and I had barricaded myself in, the guys spent the rest of the night pissing out the window. I never did hear how the ladies managed. I don't know which is worse - the incident itself or that I'd forgotten about it until now.

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