My mind immediately went to the part in Superbad where Seth confessed that in grade school he had a phase where he couldn't do anything but draw dicks all day. I got a little twitchy and said, "Wow. that is a really good drawing. You should go show it to Daddy."
So she proudly turned to show Daddy her drawing of a gigantic dong. Daddy looked at the drawing, got a little sweaty and pale and said, "Oh. Wow. What is it?" She said something unintelligible and scampered off. We both sat on the couch silently freaking out, not sure what to make of the fact though our daughter had just made an incredibly accurate artistic portrayal of a man's jiggly bits.
You know, in the long run, I am kind of impressed. That is one fine looking schlong, if I do say so myself.