Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Stay Classy, St. Louis

Just a little something to make you feel better about yourself by thinking I am repulsive.


This is the "before". Note the shitty diapers thrown directly outside of our front door for the entire neighborhood to see. Because there is only so much funk the Diaper Champ can handle before the whole house smells of deuce. And The Cool Cucumber's funk is just too funky for the great indoors. So, of course, we just throw the dirty diapers right outside of the front door after he makes a deposit. Classy, no? Please note that the "before" system has been in place for the last nine months...


Here is the "after". So why the upgrade from trailer park to middle class? It's not because I was worried the neighbors could see our stack of shitty diapers. Nope. I was worried that the funk would freak the mailman out when he came to drop off my Etsy and Amazon goodies, so I classed that shit up, no pun intended. Please note that this bucket has been sitting unused and empty in the basement for the last nine months... You're welcome, neighbors.

15 comments:

  1. That looks super classy, but now I'm more than a little worried that your mailman will think it's for packages and put your Etsy treats right on top of the poo.

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  2. I kind of do the same thing with bags of my cats' litter sometimes... though it is out my back door. Yes, I de-lurked for poop depositing.

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  3. Hilarious. I drop ours in the garage, and sometimes it smells like a horse stable in there. Hopefully the mailman will see the poo and not drop your treats on it. That would be shitty.

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  4. I think it's an excellent use of space and crap from the basement... tee-hee...

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  5. We chucked the Diaper Genie before our 5yo was 2. That thing was USELESS to contain the stink. Now we wrap in plastic grocery sacks and toss in the garage. Same concept as you, but our neighbors can't see.

    Interestingly enough, our garbage cans are the ONLY ones on the street untouched by animals.

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    1. It is one of the things I would never recommend someone register for. Totally useless.

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  6. Awww, I love my diaper genie, as long as I actually throw out nightly it really works. But it is extremely crappy to buy those expensive ass refills.

    love how you classes it up. nice

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    1. I throw my trash out mire than I throw my diaper genie out.

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  7. Ha, we put ours in plastic grocery bags and hang them on the doorknob outside. Then whoever is the unlucky one to come home next and discover it there, gets to walk it out to the garbage can. Sidenote: if you do this in the summer and let it swing from your doorknob in the hot sun long enough, you end up with a beautiful swarm of flies all over your screen door.

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