eeeexactly. I am the exact same way. Except for the 50 shades of grey. And I avoid other moms like the plague.
We are going to be one hot mess you know when. Two clueless, drunk, diarrhea-of-the-mouth people who don't think before we speak, hanging out together? WATCH OUT, WORLD! Jesus. :-)
Jesus got his cable turned off so he put us together so he would have something to watch. Ha.
Ooh! Me! What is the worst way you've put your foot in your mouth? If you were a cocktail/beverage/bar snack, what would you be? Can you get my kid to stop squirming while I change her diaper and how? What gets diaper cream out of the carpet? If you were a super hero what would your power be? How can I get my husband to hang up a new roll? I guess most of these are for advice.....
added to arsenal.
For the record, you are my kind of cool. Even if that is hot coffee cool. For real though, you are really kind of my hero or idle or something. Stay awesome.
I am Amazed (and Kristin Emmett from FB) and I am so effing excited about this!!! I have some much more inappropriate questions to ask but I thought I should at least take you on a date first, or meet your mother. It seems that knowing about your kids and ADD daddy would be enough to ask these very important questions, but I'm afraid you'll shun me like an Amish.So glad you decided to do this!!
p.s. Becasue of Hostess' impending issues, if some does "shit a Twinkie" as predicted, I think we should keep it, dip it in gold and put it in the ILBAB museum, next to your maternity pants and TQC's eye patch.
Ha. Bring on the questions. And so trueaboutthe Twinkie!
I love hearing from you. It reinforces that writing this blog is not just a silly waste of my brain matter. If you leave a douche canoe comment, I will delete it. I am powerful like that.