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Friday, March 16, 2012

While I was out.

I thought I would give you a wrap-up of what went down while I was on maternity leave. Enjoy.
  • I changed 876 diapers (seriously)
  • I washed, filled and fed 588 bottles (seriously)
  • I was vomited on 588 times after feeding The Cool Cucumber 588 bottles
  • I was peed on
  • I was pooped on
  • I cried countless times out of frustration
  • I drank 10 cases of Trader Joe's wine to medicate said frustration
  • I ruined two laptops
  • I cut off a foot of my hair
  • I watched seven seasons of Project Runway
  • I watched two seasons of True Blood
  • I enjoyed many mommy playdates with a new friend and her baby
  • I got a handsome little boy through the first three month of his life and didn't break him
Overall, even though a lot of it was hard, I relaxed with my new man and enjoyed the shit out of myself.

5 comments:

  1. aww i wondered where you had gone off to, i loved your updates :) I still havent been peed or pooed on but my husband gets it like every time hahaha so funny

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  2. Getting through the first few months is HARD, no matter what way you slice and dice your time. Congrats on making it ... and bottoms up!

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  3. I am going through some of the same things Momma! Happy to hear from you again :) I gotta try that wine! Lol

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  4. "I cried countless times out of frustration."

    I wish more mommies would confess to this! I felt like such a loser those first three months because it felt like I cried just as much as the baby!

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