- I changed 876 diapers (seriously)
- I washed, filled and fed 588 bottles (seriously)
- I was vomited on 588 times after feeding The Cool Cucumber 588 bottles
- I was peed on
- I was pooped on
- I cried countless times out of frustration
- I drank 10 cases of Trader Joe's wine to medicate said frustration
- I ruined two laptops
- I cut off a foot of my hair
- I watched seven seasons of Project Runway
- I watched two seasons of True Blood
- I enjoyed many mommy playdates with a new friend and her baby
- I got a handsome little boy through the first three month of his life and didn't break him
Friday, March 16, 2012
While I was out.
I thought I would give you a wrap-up of what went down while I was on maternity leave. Enjoy.