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Monday, November 4, 2013

I've been hiding something from you...

So I have been keeping a BIG, BIG secret from you all. I have been working on the most amazeballs with a capital BALLS secret project for the last six months. No it's not a book (because who doesn't have one of those out nowadays anyway, oh yeah, that's right: me). It is way more awesomer than a book. It is a video series based on my Advice Under the Influence columns. On From the people at SCRIPPS! Dude, I know. What were they thinking?

Anyway. Here's how it all played out: on my way to the hospital with The Cool Cucumber for his tube surgery, I got an email from a deliciously wonderful girl named Lauren. The email said that the people at Scripps had found my blog on Scary Mommy and loved it. They wanted to talk to me about possibly working together on something they were developing. I about died. Seriously, I was shaking and sweating like a whore in confession.

Long story short, they wanted to develop a series with me where I could be my whole idiot self in front of the entire internets. Phrases like, "Your pilot has been green-lighted" made me feel like a complete douche canoe, but I was beyond excited to try something new and to give you guys a real taste of what a complete idiot I really am.

There will be more where this came from...

And guess what? It comes out TOMORROW! When it does, PLEASE share the CRAP out of it. Seriously, send it to everyone you know, including your grandma's cat. I will let you all know when each video is ready, complete with a behind-the-lens look of how it all went down. I am so excited to share it with you, Boozehounds!



If you share this post, I will buy you a pony. I suck at Twitter. I am OK at Facebook. Pinterest is my bitch. I am also on Bloglovin' and Instagram.


  1. Omg so exciting!!! Can't wait, this is gonna be awesome sauce!!!

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  3. Julie! How DARE you keep such a juicy secret from us! Just kidding, that is exciting news!! I will share the crap out of it, only because I would like a guest spot on the show. Congratulations!!

  4. YES! This is so awesome. I'm so excited for you! And the fact that you just said this --> Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. makes me love you THAT MUCH more.

    Oh, and you bet I'll share the crap out of it for you.

  5. Woo hoo! Congrats! Can't wait to see it (and share it) tomorrow!

  6. NICE! Congrats and all that jazz. My grandma does not have a cat but I'm sending it to my cousin's gerbil. Does that count?

  7. AMAZING!!! I can't wait to see!

  8. Well aren't you getting too big for your britches? Ha ha!! This is GREAT news. I can't wait to literally see more of you!!

  9. Greeeen with envy... congrats! Of course I'll share, as long as I can get your autograph. Because I do plan to sell it off for mucho bucks.


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