- Stop getting pregnant.
- Stop having sex so you don't get pregnant.
- Stop eating ice cream and candy after every meal.
- Sugar-coated cereal is not a food group.
- Eat a vegetable. Just one. I swear it won't kill you.
- Chocolate-covered strawberries don't count as fruit.
- Walking two miles doesn't make up for eating a whole cake.
- Salad is not the enemy.
- Beef is not always what's for dinner. Chicken is nice, too.
- Listen to Michelle Obama. She is a nice lady.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Bloated? 10 Tips for a Flat Belly
WebMD just sent my pregnant a$$ this email, "Bloated? 10 Tips for a Flat Belly." Here are my tips for myself: