No, this post title is not just a good, “That’s what she said” joke. There really is a tiny* penis inside of me right now. The best way to sum up how I felt when I found out?
“Surprised Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.”
I have thought it was going to be a boy all along, but once ultrasound Anne confirmed it, I was flabbergasted. I am wavering between being ecstatic and scared out of my mind. Isn’t one penis enough for a girl to deal with? Now, not only do I have another penis in my life, but I also have to look forward to cleaning poop off of a tiny pair of balls. I kid, of course, I am just still so shocked and excited. Bring on the blue!
*Dear baby boy, I am sure your penis is completely adequate for your baby size. I am in no way insinuating that your in utero peen is anything less than spectacular.