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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

There’s a tiny* penis inside of me.

No, this post title is not just a good, “That’s what she said” joke. There really is a tiny* penis inside of me right now. The best way to sum up how I felt when I found out?

“Surprised Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.”

I have thought it was going to be a boy all along, but once ultrasound Anne confirmed it, I was flabbergasted. I am wavering between being ecstatic and scared out of my mind. Isn’t one penis enough for a girl to deal with? Now, not only do I have another penis in my life, but I also have to look forward to cleaning poop off of a tiny pair of balls. I kid, of course, I am just still so shocked and excited. Bring on the blue!

*Dear baby boy, I am sure your penis is completely adequate for your baby size. I am in no way insinuating that your in utero peen is anything less than spectacular.


  1. LOL! congratulations, little boys are fun.

  2. HAHAH!!! Sooo Funny! I just found you, and i'm LOVING Your blog!! I'm having a boy too! :) Horray for tiny penises!!! hahahahahaha.

    I only have a boy so of course I think they're great. You're going to love it!

  4. I was totally picturing a girl. Just think, though: at least you will only have to worry about HIS penis - with a girl, you have to worry about everyone's. At least that's what guys say is the advantage of having a boy.

  5. Congrats!! Love the blog title!

  6. Hahaha! Love it! Boys are really great! Well, until they find some floozy and marry her and leave you...but I digress...

  7. FUN! Congratulations! And I love your Christmas Vacation reference.

  8. Just remember... with boys you only have to worry about one penis. With girls you have to worry about EVERY penis.


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