Wednesday, August 24, 2011

My Morning

So this is how my morning went:
  • Wake up to find bloody cat pee in the bathroom.
  • Decide to take cat to vet.
  • Load cat in cat carrier.
  • Violently loud cat screaming commences.
  • Violently loud kid screaming commences because the cat is hurt.
  • Kid will not leave cat’s side.
  • Kid being near cat makes cat angrier.
  • Cat screams louder.
  • Get kid and cat strapped in car.
  • Drop kid off at school and hope the Humane Society is not called because the cat can be heard screaming all the way from the car.
  • Arrive at vet.
  • Start up conversation with lady who seems normal.
  • She’s not.
  • She starts talking about dog rape, child abuse and disabled kids being beheaded.
  • Stop talking to lady.
  • New guy walks in with clear plastic bag of wet dog poo.
  • Start gagging and have to leave the room.
  • See vet.
  • Vet says cat has another UTI and weighs half of what my 21-month-old does.
  • Give vet $75 for pee medicine.
  • Strap cat back in car.
  • Drive cat home.
  • Take cat inside where she immediately pees on the floor.
Excellent.

My pee-hole hurts.

9 comments:

  1. OH MY GOSH the drama we go through for our pets. i hate days like this one.

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  2. Upperbottom, thankfully I was able to laugh through it all and not choke any random strangers.

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  3. Poor girl cats have more issues! My Maggie has heart problems & ear problems & snorts like a pig, but both my boys are perfectly healthy.

    Hope everything gets better!

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  4. Oh God, *I* almost gagged reading about the bag of wet dog poo, and I'm not even pregnant! Blergh!

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  5. Oh dear God.
    Also - minus the UTI, I think our cats are the same person.

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  6. NMOTB, is your cat obese, addicted to chocolate pudding and howls when left alone for more than three seconds, even if you are only in the other room?

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  7. Holy Cow! What a bad/funny morning!

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  8. I laughed at your pain; I'm sorry. If it makes you feel better, I made my GP crack up this morning when I regaled her with the tale of how I once had to hold my own speculum. Better?

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  9. omg! I have a cat that gets uti's like it's his business. WHAT THE HELL> My aunt has a cat that goes outside, and only comes in for food...and he doesn't even have an indoor cat litter, and the freaken cat is healthy and huge. Sometimes i wonder, if i throw him outside, if he will be like a normal cat and catch me birds!!!!!

    http://canny-cole.blogspot.com

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