Thursday, December 20, 2012

Tis the Season for Regifting

To be sung to the tune, "Deck the Halls".

Tis the season for regifting
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Here's some shit I won't be needing
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
I've got some ugly gay apparel
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
The perfect gift for my Aunt Carol
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Secret Santa is here before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Time to get crappy gifts that bore us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
I hope this Fubry brings you pleasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
I scoured the basement for this treasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Digging through last year's passes
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
They're the perfect gifts for lads and lasses
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 
Crappy gifts all come together
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Reflecting the tastes of the bearer
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

8 comments:

  1. ha! awesome! I didn't get a single re-gift in my Adopt a Beer Ho box! It was awesome! Thanks for coordinating that!

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    1. Yay! I am glad you liked it. I had a lot of fun with it. Can't wait for my Ho to get hers!

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  2. hahaha! this should be a Christmas Carol

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  3. Ha! Perfect. Just as I was sitting here thinking of who I could re-gift my shitty coffee grinder to.

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    1. I may or may not have regifted several toys...

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  4. I actually don't think I regifted anything this year. My husband's best friend regifted his Assassin's Creed 3 (to my husband), which my husband didn't mind one bit.

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    1. Ha. I need someone to regift me a Honda Odyssey.

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