This is an actual conversation that happened between myself and ADD Daddy over dinner the other night.
ADD Daddy: I went in on lottery tickets with a bunch of people at school today.
Me: Sweet. If we win the lottery I am so buying a Honda Odyssey.
ADD Daddy: Wow.
Me: I know, right? It is going to be totally sweet.
ADD Daddy: No. I meant "Wow, that is super lame."
Me: No, I want a tricked out momwagon with TVs and leather seats and 87 cup holders.
ADD Daddy: Yeah. Wow. Dream big, baby. Dream big.
Me: Shut up. It is going to be awesome and now that you are being such a dick about it you can't ride in it.
ADD Daddy: Bummer.
Me: Anyway. We might actually win because people from around here are always winning. Its crazy.
ADD Daddy: What do you mean?
Me: I mean people from St. Louis and Missouri are always winning the lottery.
ADD Daddy: You mean winning the Missouri lottery?
Me: Yeah. It is awesome. We just must be really lucky.
ADD Daddy: Yeah, that is because it is the Missouri lottery. The winner is always from Missouri.
Me: Oh. That makes more sense.
ADD Daddy: I fear for our children.
Me: Fuck you. You put dish soap in the dishwasher. I win forever. (leaves room triumphantly)