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Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Advice Under the Influence: Should I Buy a Minivan

It's been a while since I have talked about the Rambone on here. Quick update: I still love that sexy beast in all of its shame-inducing, self esteem-depleting glory.

The Rambone has been puked in, slept in, backed into dumpsters and hauled a mess of drunk girls back from a river after a float trip. It holds all of my beverages and never complains, opens its doors when asked, hauls more ass than a fraternity party hayrack ride and ensures that none of my friends ever ask to borrow my car.

Want to see just how much I love my big, old, white, piece of shit minivan? Watch below:

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