WHATEVER! I totally have a
ANYWAY. Ilana asked me who I would want to
- Because he is amaze balls, first of all. The guy could stand on stage in a hot dog costume while reading the phone book and still get an Oscar for it.
- Second of all, I would throw my husband in front of a bus just to have the chance to make out with him a little bit. Yeah, I know it is kind of weird, but it is true, none-the-less.
- Third? Who doesn't want to watch Bill The Butcher change their kid's shitty diaper. Also, I totally want to see the look on my daughter's face when Daniel Plainview tells her he drank her milkshake.
- Fourth: My Left Foot. Enough said.
- Fifth: He digs writer chicks. Hell, he married Arthur Miller's daughter!
- Sixth: They named their kids Ronan and Cashel.
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