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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

The Confessional

While at a formal event, a friend of mine jokingly convinced me to punch an inanimate object. Said punch landed me with a broken finger. Rather than go to the hospital and miss the party, I grabbed a bucket of champagne, put the broken finger in the ice, popped open the bottle and proceeded to drink it with my good hand. This is probably why my finger looks like this to this day:
Note the creepy bend on my ring finger near my eye.

The Confessional is now open. Have something you need to repent for? Feel free to send me your sin and I will help your purge your demons.

Sins from fellow Boozehounds:

After I finished telling my 2 yr. old for the 10th time that she could not eat dinner in my bed I followed it up with a nice firm, “End Of Story”. She quipped back with a, “Do you know another story?”. I flipped her off. I didn’t know another story.

ILBAB says: Appropriate. And awesome.


  1. I have a couple confessions. My husband, 17 month old son, & I took a beach trip last week with our best friends & their 15 month old son. The boys didn't care much for the beach so most of our time was at the cold pool. They were practically cranky the whole trip. Anyhow, we thought it would be smart & easier on us to bathe both of the boys at the same time. Next thing we know they've both peed in the tub (my son twice) & did we drain the water??? NOPE! After dealing with 2 screaming/crying babies for no reason at all we said to hell with it! I know what you're thinking, but after trying to please 2 toddlers & not being successful we figured we didn't get morning time at the beach the whole time we were there so one bath like that wouldn't hurt.

    My other confession is while we were driving on the way home Sunday, our son was NOT happy at all. I'm sure he was exhausted from not sleeping well the whole time, being away from home & his routine, then the evil carseat. My husband was to the point to where he turned the radio up to drown out his screaming for just a little bit & turns out it kind of helped. Are we bad parents or just trying to get through a rough patch?

  2. ^^I've totally turned up the music to drown out the screaming toddler in the backseat. Sometimes, ya gotta do what ya gotta do!!

    And pee is sterile? Right? RIGHT?!

    1. LOL That was totally our thoughts on it. I mean come on, if you get stung by a jellyfish you pee on someone right? Its not so bad :)

  3. After hours of a screaming baby in the back seat during a cross country drive and lots of soothing music, my husband and I gave up and turned on Metallica to drown him out. He loved it. He finally got quiet. Sometimes "bad" parenting is actually good parenting.

    1. Yeah I think sometimes that stuff that isn't good for them is ok every once in a while. We just blasted the music & rolled the windows down some. He was cool by then & eventually fell asleep for about an hour of our 5 hour trip.


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