If you share this post, I will buy you a pony. I suck at Twitter . I am OK at Facebook . Pinterest is my bitch. I am also on Bloglovi...

The other day, I was watching mindless TV when Family Feud came on. I usually love Family Feud because Steve Harvey is my spirit animal...

We got our carpets professionally cleaned last week. Which, of course, means our cat spent the entire weekend throwing up all over them. ...

My daughter Josephine has an adorable BFF named Caroline. Caroline's mommy, Christa, also has a blog. It's called Aunt Mommy . Here...

I love Pinterest . It is a great place to keep all of the ideas that I will most likely never refer to again. I often see a pin and, withou...

After over 10 years of sleeping on a crappy mattress with a hubby who snores like a back road trucker and hogs 3/4 of the mattress, I final...

SOOOO I lost my daughter yesterday. AT FROZEN ON ICE! Needless to say, I aged about 20 years in the amount of time it took me to find her...

Wow, you’re so small. I know you mean that in a complimentary way, but all I hear is, “Wow, are you sure your baby is OK?” Which leads...