Friday, March 6, 2015

Things I think when I see pins on Pinterest.

I love Pinterest. It is a great place to keep all of the ideas that I will most likely never refer to again. I often see a pin and, without clicking on it or reading anything it refers to, feel like I know what they are going to say. Such as:

Is it a huge bag of candy? Because that would be my go-to. Jesus is cool with candy, right? 
The 5 tips: use logic, followed by begging, followed by threats, followed by bribery, followed by wine.

Kids.

One word: iPads.

Like shit.

Wine, chocolate and Netflix.

Coffee with Kahlua, Frangelico, Baileys, whiskey or more coffee.

Two words: duct tape.

How about a big bar of nope?


If you share this post, I will buy you a pony. I suck at Twitter. I am OK at Facebook. Pinterest is my bitch. I am also on Bloglovin' and Instagram.

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