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Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Happy New Year's Eve

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Hope you are all getting ready to rock 'n' roll in the new year. We sure are. French 75s and homemade moonshine are about to flow li...
Tuesday, December 23, 2014

First World Kid Problems: Christmas Edition

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If you share this post, I will buy you a pony. I suck at Twitter . I am OK at Facebook . Pinterest is my bi...
Friday, December 5, 2014

How to survive Christmas Vacation

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If you’re anything like me, you are both looking forward to and dreading the upcoming time that you will have off with your fam...
Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Dear Santa, Suck it!

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Dear Santa, I think we need to talk. Your fat jolly ass is really becoming a pain in mine. In order to keep up the ruse of you existin...
Monday, December 1, 2014

Why I would suck at online dating

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The concept of online dating has always intrigued me. I hitched my saddle to my husband’s pony before Match and eHarmony were even thin...
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Friday, November 21, 2014

I am Ferguson

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I live in St. Louis. I may not have been born and raised in this wonderful city, but it is and will always be my home, whether I reside h...
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Tuesday, November 18, 2014

First world kid problems

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My kids complain a lot. Well, not more than most, just 99% more than I want to hear. Which is basically none. Most of the time, it ends u...
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Friday, November 14, 2014

How to make holiday shopping painless (when you don't have a bottle of tequila).

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Our house is overrun with toys. I feel like at any minute the toys will start overflowing and Barbies and Legos will start pouring out o...
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