I like beer and babies.
Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Toddler-to-teenager Contract

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My kids love the shit out of me right now. They think I am thebomb.com. They think I am the smartest, prettiest, funniest person they have e...
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Monday, October 27, 2014

I’m so (not) fancy.

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So as you may have gathered by reading my blog, following me on social media or, god forbid, knowing me in person, I am about as fancy and h...
Friday, October 17, 2014

Marital Sex Negotiators FTW

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Because, well...yes. Just so much yes. You're welcome. If you share this post, I will buy you a pony. I suck at Twitter . I am O...
Thursday, October 16, 2014

If I turn up dead, you'll know where to look...

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You guys, I did it. I know this story is going to become an urban legend, but I swear to God it is true. It happened to me. Not a f...
Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Because someday you might need someone to help you bury a body.

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I’ve written about friendship before. About how to be a good friend.  One of the main ways I stay in touch with my friends nowadays is...
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Thursday, October 2, 2014

Raising independent children isn’t child abuse.

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Lately, I have noticed a startling trend: children who are wholly dependent upon others to meet their own needs. Not babies, mind you, b...
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Thursday, September 25, 2014

#startseeingyourselfie

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I have noticed a growing trend lately. In a world filled with narcissistic selfies that promote perfection, those of us that are less-...
Tuesday, September 16, 2014

29 Things Only a New Mother Would Understand

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Ah, new motherhood. Now that the hard part is over, the really difficult part begins. Even though being a new mom is one of life’s greate...
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