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Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Oops, I crapped my pants. Seriously.

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I ran a half marathon on Sunday. It was my first long distance race since before I got pregnant with The Quiet Contemplator. It was awesome...
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Thursday, October 10, 2013

Why I want to drug Daniel Day-Lewis

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So my girl Ilana over at Mommy Shorts went and got all famous on me. Instead of hanging out in the playground circuit, catching hand foot a...
Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Life is hard.

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Life is hard. Some days, the tiniest obstacle can seem insurmountable. An everyday task can stop you in your tracks and feel like a hurdle ...
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Thursday, October 3, 2013

How to clean your house in three easy steps

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  Step one.    Hop your kids up on as much overly processed sugary goodness as humanly possible. Candy, soda, cookies, you name it. S...
Thursday, September 26, 2013

How to promote good behavior while losing your marbles.

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Lately our kids' problems with sharing, whining when asked to do simple chores, talking back, etc., have caused my husband and I to f...
Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Parenting: Silly vs. Serious

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Before I got knee-deep into this whole parenting thing, I thought I would be a different type of mom. I also thought ADD Daddy would be a...
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Thursday, September 19, 2013

My toddler and my cat might actually be the same person/cat

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I am starting to think that The Cool Cucumber and Fatty might actually be the same person/cat. Why, you ask, would I be confused ...
Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Why I am cooler now than before I had kids

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I can multitask like a mother Before I had kids, the mere thought of working out, getting my hair cut and buying an outfit for a pa...
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