Now that my daughter is getting old enough to sit through a whole movie, I am worried she is going to develop an irrational fear of becoming...

My parties weren't always filled with screaming toddlers and balloon animals. They used to feature drunken co-eds and cold kegs. But ...

Because Gisele and all her friends make it seem like stretchmarks don't happen, I started Body by Baby. Stretchmarks do happen. So do...

You want to know what my problem is with Lance Armstrong blood doping ? That that asshole didn't share. I have to get myself and the kid...

If you follow me on Facebook* (seriously, you should. I am funnier there.), you probably already know my recent shame: I bought a fucking m...

This weekend I was lured into that evil redheaded bitch's lair again. While waiting to check out with my daughter and all of the crap I...

Because Gisele and all her friends make it seem like stretchmarks don't happen, I started Body by Baby. Stretchmarks do happen. So do...

I am always looking for cheap and easy art projects for the kids. Here is a SUPER easy and cheap project I thought I would share wit...