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Thursday, April 26, 2012

The Cool Cucumber's Birth Story Part 2

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Enjoy The Cool Cucumber's Birth Story Part 1? Dying to know what happens in Part 2? Doubtful, but here goes... Well, after ADD Daddy t...
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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

The Cool Cucumber's Birth Story Part 1

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OK, first off, those of you that had a WHOREndous birth story might want to leave now as you will probably want to stab me in the kidney wit...
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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The Confessional

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In college, my roommates and I went home for Christmas break only to find that we had left the fireplace flue open and a family of birds had...
Thursday, April 19, 2012

Stupid sexy minivans.

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Minivans must have mommy crack in them. I remember before I had kids, I thought they were the scourge of the earth. Why on earth would you d...
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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Kids make you do the darndest (most disgusting) things

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Now that I have kids, I am often forced to man up and do disgusting things I never would have dreamed of before I had unprotected sex. Such ...
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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The Confessional

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I once woke up from sleep walking to find myself walking out my front door. At 2 a.m. In my bra and underwear. I live in a building with 42 ...
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Thursday, April 12, 2012

Colic My Ass

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Hi. My name is Julie (Hi, Julie) and my baby was (and sometimes still is) an asshole. This seems to be a confession no mom is willing to mak...
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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Baby Basics Part Three: Returning to Work

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If you are returning to work after maternity leave, it will feel like the worst decision you have ever made. Even if you love your job. A lo...
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