tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post1056809956183491312..comments2024-03-17T02:13:23.577-05:00Comments on I like beer and babies.: The 10 Commandments of Marriageilikebeerandbabies.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11641425510744950355noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-50457819244660528162012-12-19T07:08:48.782-06:002012-12-19T07:08:48.782-06:00That is the very reason it is just easier for me t...That is the very reason it is just easier for me to cook. Ha.ilikebeerandbabies.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11641425510744950355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-80090385022251370012012-12-19T00:28:41.003-06:002012-12-19T00:28:41.003-06:00"special "selective hearing" settin..."special "selective hearing" setting. I know your ass heard me the first time" haha we definitely have this issue in our house! <br /><br />I am lucky though I have an excellent cook in the house, we would starve if it was me at the stove. I do not mind one bit to do the cleaning up, though I am sure he doesn't have to use EVERY DISH IN THE HOUSE.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-83776093955852859792012-12-13T07:51:50.585-06:002012-12-13T07:51:50.585-06:00Along with, "I promise to never dutch oven yo...Along with, "I promise to never dutch oven you." Ha.ilikebeerandbabies.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11641425510744950355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-48170168887782444302012-12-12T21:26:37.283-06:002012-12-12T21:26:37.283-06:00Loved this! Maybe it should part of more wedding c...Loved this! Maybe it should part of more wedding ceremonies? :)laugh-lines.nethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03690747374476249371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-71097390750196121152012-12-12T10:19:58.251-06:002012-12-12T10:19:58.251-06:00my husband lived on beer, pizza and chicken nugget...my husband lived on beer, pizza and chicken nuggets. i am surprised he didn't get scurvy.ilikebeerandbabies.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11641425510744950355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-9241073292449072642012-12-12T10:19:03.829-06:002012-12-12T10:19:03.829-06:00true. that.true. that.ilikebeerandbabies.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11641425510744950355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-72200420466175632792012-12-12T09:45:55.280-06:002012-12-12T09:45:55.280-06:00LOL my husband runs all of the errands and he regu...LOL my husband runs all of the errands and he regularly forgets about 30% of everything I ask him for. Sigh. I guess 30% is a fair trade for pushing a double stroller around those damn skinny supermarket aisles while the 2 year old is screaming for cookies. PChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00432947361440664098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-82487398112151703172012-12-12T09:15:18.262-06:002012-12-12T09:15:18.262-06:00Hahaha love this. Seriously, sometimes I wonder ho...Hahaha love this. Seriously, sometimes I wonder how my husband survived before we were married, because he'll act like he's completely incapable of doing the essentials...like cooking. Stefanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16427048274412241416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-61020025736387821862012-12-12T09:01:28.496-06:002012-12-12T09:01:28.496-06:00A million times yes!A million times yes!Harlowehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01871527703891901897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-33993609261100622272012-12-12T08:35:34.005-06:002012-12-12T08:35:34.005-06:00I don't have a husband but I have employees wh...I don't have a husband but I have employees who think this is the way to get out of their tasks. Luckily I can put that shit in their performance reviews ;-)<br /><br />If we could give men semi-annual performance reviews maybe they'd do things right the first time!Annie Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07483761744957186170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-16726188356592330362012-12-11T13:41:47.342-06:002012-12-11T13:41:47.342-06:00And vegetables WILL NOT kill you!And vegetables WILL NOT kill you!ilikebeerandbabies.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11641425510744950355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-47083078448141409812012-12-11T13:38:52.567-06:002012-12-11T13:38:52.567-06:00Okay... this is cracking me up! Yes... pre-me, yo...Okay... this is cracking me up! Yes... pre-me, you were able to feed yourself something for dinner - figure it out. And along the same lines, if you didn't vote for what we'll be having for dinner - don't complain. Eat what I've made or go hungry - those are your only options. Especially if I've actually cooked - pb&j is NOT allowed when there's a hot meal waiting for your ass!The Stanfieldshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13252907438768475266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-42328431012564121572012-12-11T12:50:47.586-06:002012-12-11T12:50:47.586-06:00And if you really want it done well, ask him to be...And if you really want it done well, ask him to be your Daddy...ha!ilikebeerandbabies.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11641425510744950355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-87155818933630156492012-12-11T12:45:56.599-06:002012-12-11T12:45:56.599-06:00I actually got mine to admit to the whole do a bad...I actually got mine to admit to the whole do a bad job, get out of the task conspiracy, now I show him once and then he is expected to "be the daddy!"<br /><br />In fact that's sort of a mantra around our house.<br />"Babe, how do you do this again?"<br />"I showed you once, be the daddy" The Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12606292314406371281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-31453592216989379612012-12-11T11:38:36.642-06:002012-12-11T11:38:36.642-06:00Sometimes...hard. I won't lie and say I have n...Sometimes...hard. I won't lie and say I have never been the bearer of them. Esp when pregnant...ha!ilikebeerandbabies.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11641425510744950355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-36542780078790530332012-12-11T11:36:32.940-06:002012-12-11T11:36:32.940-06:00Skidmarks, seriously, how hard is it to wipe one&#...Skidmarks, seriously, how hard is it to wipe one's own ass?Nikkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18028938529708206760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-13739085889029140922012-12-11T11:22:38.905-06:002012-12-11T11:22:38.905-06:00Because they know if they do a shitty job you will...Because they know if they do a shitty job you will just say, "Fuck it. I will just do it myself." They are smart that way.ilikebeerandbabies.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11641425510744950355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-962440020967613822012-12-11T11:21:02.170-06:002012-12-11T11:21:02.170-06:00"Thou shalt not get out of a task just by doi..."Thou shalt not get out of a task just by doing a shitty job at it... Now get thou's ass back to the store and get the light cream cheese. Fat free tastes like shit."<br /><br />Yes. Yes... YES! And why does it take them 2 hours to do something I have to do in 20 minutes with 2 kids?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08393577797312600229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-5075374399375331552012-12-11T10:34:28.949-06:002012-12-11T10:34:28.949-06:00talk about leaving a load in his drawers...talk about leaving a load in his drawers...ilikebeerandbabies.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11641425510744950355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-982236895134441993.post-39651828890886843542012-12-11T10:30:11.680-06:002012-12-11T10:30:11.680-06:00HA! Takeout is DEFINITELY preferred! And I think...HA! Takeout is DEFINITELY preferred! And I think I'll put the dirty dishes in his underwear drawer next time he piles them in the sink, rather than just loading the dishwasher.b.frog juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15430904581002731235noreply@blogger.com