Thursday, February 19, 2015

How to parent when you have the plague

I am sick. Like, really sick. What I thought was a cold was actually a delightful preview of the main feature: an ear and throat infection. And that's the GOOD news. The bad news is that whatever plague I have is viral, so there is not a damn thing I can do about it besides act like an absolute sloth. I have spent the bulk of my week sleeping in between binging on Friends and Chopped on Netflix.

Oh yeah, but I still have KIDS to take care of. Thankfully, they have spent the bulk of their time at school and my husband has been a saint about helping, but it still sucks. Mainly because I MISS them. Time spent trying not to pass out while you prepare them dinner does not quality time make.

Since it seems like err'-damn-body and their mother is sick right now, I thought I would share a few helpful hints to help you if the plague hits your abode. Enjoy!

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