For you regulars, I am over at Mommy Shorts today talking about why I am cooler now than before I pushed a baby out of my naughty bits.
For those of you who have made your way here from Mommy Shorts, allow me to introduce you to, well, me. I am Julie, also known as The Beer Bitch.
I have two kids, a husband and an obese cat.
I work full-time.
I drive a minivan named Rambone.
I have stretchmarks.
I am far from mother of the year.
I have experienced loss.
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Overall, I am a real mom with real ups and downs. And I share them here. I hope you will stay a while. Grab a glass of wine and catch up. I'll wait.
You're the best, hands down!
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DeleteI officially love that Fatty is rolling about in the picture of your trashed playroom.
ReplyDeleteHow do cats always know to go where they aren't wanted or needed?
If there is a camera out, Fatty will jump out in front of it!
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