Tuesday, January 24, 2012

The Confessional

In college, I decided to give myself chunky blonde highlights. The end result: I had two huge, bright whitish/yellow clumps of hair at the front of my head that made me look like I had some sort of incurable disease. I was too lazy to re-dye it, so my hair stayed that way until it grew out.

The Confessional is now open. Have something you need to repent for? Feel free to send me your sin and I will help your purge your demons.


  1. Even worse: I paid someone to do that to my hair.

  2. In high school, I dyed my hair that really dark red/purpley color that was so popular at the time. It turned out bright red, and stayed that way until it grew out....

  3. I have occasionally blamed my fart on one of my kids.
    I know. Please report this to Child Protective Services ASAP.
    Somebody STOP me!


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